My youngest g'son went to the loo at school, while in there he noticed spots on his tummy and thinking he had a rash in his panic ran to the teacher to tell her. The class erupted in laughter, in his haste he still had his trousers and pants around his ankles. The teacher screamed at him to get back in there and pull them up. He went back, wiped his rear and pulled up his clothes and then went to the teacher to show her his suspected rash. He is 7 yrs.
The other week, again my g'son, his teacher called for mum and told her his wind was disrupting the class, could she please stop giving him beans every day. Thats what g'son had told her. My daughter assured the teacher he did not have beans every day, but that he had had a bit of a funny tummy that week, something we could all attest to as we had all had occassion to shout at him to get out as we opened windows and made lavish use of the air spray.
My daughter said, 'oh the embarressment, how many other mums get called in to school to be told off about their child's wind'.
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I think this is hylariuos LOL!! I cannot believe though the teachers got in touch for such a thing.Good grief they would have never been off the phone to me when my next to eldest son was a kid.He lived on beans.He just loved them and still does.All the family always say Beans means LEE LOL!! I never got one phone call but I certainly knew when he was around and from a distance LOL!! They never did him any harm he ended up a big 6ft 1ins well made Son .But he was always the smallest kid at school.Take Care God Bless Kath
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If I had not known better I;d have thought it was a wind up lol!!! What is wrong with schools nowadays....kids always have wind......it is natural but until they are older it is not easy to control as they don't know how to!!! Poor lad forgetting to pull his trousers up!!!! LOL
That poor baby! I hope he's not emabarassed as his mom is. :-X
Amy
Oh dearie me. No smoking in that house ;-)
Children do give us many occasions to laugh that's for sure. There is never a dull moment with them around ! 'On Ya' - ma
We have a no naked flames sign in our bathroom!! Poor kid - it is funny though
Angie, xx
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Oh, the poor boy!
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oh, boy, that gave me a good laugh...I sure hope he can appreciate the humor of this when he hears the story as he gets older.
betsy
Oh Jenny- I am so glad I came by!!!! You are making me laugh so much~ I have a 6 year old boy, and running into a room with his britches down sounds just like him! I home school him though- so fortunately I won't have to get the embarrassing phone calls! God Bless you, and sweet family! Carolyn :)
Let`s just hope his classmates don`t bring this up at class reunions in 20 yrs time! LOL
Hugs
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